Sunday will be my first Mother's Day.
And all I really want are these few things:
1. To sleep longer than 3 hours consecutively.
2. Jewelry. Like something AWESOME.
3. A Long Island Iced Tea. Top Shelf. A BIG one.
4. To be ALONE for at least an hour. Two or twenty four hours would be great.
5. Someone to make food for me all day. I want sushi, crab cakes, salmon casserole, alcohol, soda, and eggs Benedict.
6. I don't want to change a diaper. All day.
I really secretly hope my husband finds this blog and can accomplish this.
Why would I tell him? He should know this stuff already..... :)
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