The Hallicination Quotient

Being so incredibly tired that when someone says "Good morning" to you on the T, you think you're hallucinating. (Although you don't need to be tired to hear that on the T and think you're hallucinating).

And you have to look up the word quotient to remember hat it means.

And realize it doesn't quite apply here but you are too tired to care.

And your kid slept through the night.

WTF Sleep?